🔥 Founding pricing — locks in forever for early trainers
Turn “My Cat Ignores Me”
Into “Watch This” — In 7 Days
Using the 2-Minute Marker Method — the short-burst, perfect-timing system built on how cats actually learn. Even if you're convinced your cat is untrainable, doesn't care, or actively plots against you.
Free to start · no credit card · 30-day guarantee on paid plans
Sound familiar?
You love your cat. Your cat knows it.
And uses it against you.
- ✗Calling your cat's name and getting the slow, deliberate look-away
- ✗Googling "is my cat mad at me?" at 11pm — again
- ✗Getting swatted mid-pet with zero warning (there was a warning — nobody taught you to read it)
- ✗Watching dog owners high-five their pets while yours files you under 'furniture'
- ✗Meeting adorable cats on every walk and having nowhere to keep them
This tail? It warned you. Meowsiam teaches you to see it.
You're not the problem — and neither is your cat. You're missing the ability to read what your cat is already telling you, and a method that matches how cats actually learn: short bursts, perfect timing, real rewards.
Why now
This app couldn't exist two years ago
AI vision just got good
Breed ID from one phone photo used to be science fiction. Now it's a confidence score in three seconds.
The science settled
Marker training is now the veterinary consensus for cats. It just needed packaging a normal human would follow.
Your cat is ready today
Cats learn at any age — but every week of 'later' is a week of reinforced habits.
A note from the maker
Meowsiam exists because of a cat named Mochi who ignored me for two years.
I tried everything — long sessions (she left), stern voices (she left faster), puzzle toys (she sat in the box). The breakthrough was a boring research paper on marker timing: cats learn from the half-second after a behavior, in sessions shorter than a TikTok. Nine days of 2-minute sessions later, Mochi high-fived me. On cue. Meowsiam is that system — timing, reps, and the reading-your-cat part — in an app that makes you want to show up.
— The Meowsiam team 🐾
Introducing
Meowsiam: The Cat Connection System
Your cat sits on cue. You film it. Nobody believes it wasn't luck — until you do it again.
You read the tail swish before the swat. Your CatDex has 8 breeds. Your streak is 🔥.
High five, recall, mat training. Friends send you cats to identify. You're that person now.
What you're actually buying
Three “watch this” moments,
coming to your living room
Your cat high-fives on cue. You film it. You watch it eleven times. You send it to everyone.
You spot the tail swish and step back before the swat. For the first time, you saw it coming.
A stray on your street. One photo. “Norwegian Forest Cat, 91%.” It's in your collection forever.
Everything you get
Four systems. One app.
The 2-Minute Training Academy
real-world value $4912 step-by-step behavior programs — Sit to Leash Walking — with numbered steps, difficulty ratings, mistake warnings, and pro tips.
→ First trick on cue within ~10 sessions.
The Cat Language Decoder
real-world value $2924 animated body-language and sound signals with mood ratings and exactly what to do about each.
→ No more surprise swats.
The AI CatDex
real-world value $59/yrPhotograph any cat. Real AI identifies the breed with a confidence score, names it, files it in your collection.
→ Every walk becomes a safari.
The 3D Cat Studio (Plus)
real-world value $79/yrUp to 10 caught cats per month become 3D holographic characters — same markings, same face. Plus the AI Cat Companion: chat about your cats anytime (it always refers health, legal, or money questions to professionals). Plus only.
→ Your collection comes alive — and talks back.
Bought separately, that stack is a real-world
$216+ per year
With Plus you get all of it for $19.99/mo — about 66¢ a day. Standard is 33¢ a day. Less than one treat.
Free to start · no credit card · 30-day guarantee on paid plans
🎁 Founding trainer bonuses
Join early, keep these forever
Founding Trainer Badge
A permanent leaderboard badge later members can never earn.
Forever Price Lock
Whatever you pay today is what you pay for life.
Every Future Feature, Free
The whole roadmap ships to founding members at no extra cost.
The Plus flagship
Your real cat. As a holographic 3D character.
Photograph any cat you've caught
Same markings, same face — the render is unmistakably your cat.
Pick any background
A cozy fireplace, outer space, a Tokyo street at night. Your call.
Get a 360° rotating video
Stored forever in your gallery, ready to share or frame.
Included with Plus — up to 10 renders every month.
Choose your path
Less than one treat a day
Standard
Unlimited training + cat journal · share every win with photos · unlimited CatDex catches
Get Standard →Plus
Everything in Standard + 10 3D holographic cats/month + the AI Cat Companion + Plus community
Get Plus →| What you get | Free | Standard $9.99/mo | Plus $19.99/mo |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2-Minute Training Academy (12 programs) | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Cat Language Decoder (24 signals + sounds) | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Cats you can train | 3 | Unlimited | Unlimited |
| CatDex AI breed catches | 50 total | Unlimited | Unlimited |
| Cat journal & diary | — | ✓ | ✓ |
| Share wins with photos | — | ✓ | ✓ |
| 3D holographic cat renders | — | — | 10 / month |
| 360° rotating cat videos | — | — | ✓ |
| AI Cat Companion chat | — | — | ✓ |
| Plus community | — | — | ✓ |
The 30-Day Purr-Back Guarantee
Train for 30 days. If your cat hasn't learned a single new behavior — or you simply don't love it — one email gets every cent back. No forms, no interrogation.
Founding pricing and the badge end when the founding cohort fills. No fake countdowns — just an early-supporter deal that won't repeat. On iOS/Android, purchases go through the App Store / Google Play.
Two paths from this exact moment
Path 1: Close this tab
- ✗ Same one-sided relationship, same guessing game
- ✗ Still googling “why does my cat…” at 11pm
- ✗ Street cats remain strangers
Path 2: Start free in 60 seconds
- ✓ First training session tonight — it takes 2 minutes
- ✓ First mood you read correctly: probably today
- ✓ First CatDex catch: the next cat you see
Six months from now,
two versions of you exist.
One still says “my cat ignores me.” The other films high fives and argues about whether that street cat was really a Bengal. The difference is the next 60 seconds.
P.S. — The free plan is genuinely free: three cats, fifty catches, the entire training method. No credit card.
P.P.S. — Paid plans carry the 30-Day Purr-Back Guarantee. If your cat hasn't learned something new in a month, you pay nothing.
P.P.P.S. — The best time to train your cat was when it was a kitten. The second best time is tonight, for two minutes, right before dinner. 🐾
Every excuse, answered
Still on the fence?
🐱 My cat is 'untrainable.' Will this actually work?
That's the exact cat this was built for. 'Untrainable' almost always means bad timing and sessions that run too long. Meowsiam forces 2-minute sessions, precise rep tracking, and tips that fix the timing — most cats sit on cue within 10 sessions. If yours doesn't, the guarantee has you covered.
🐱 What's the difference between Standard and Plus?
Standard ($9.99/mo) is the full training experience: unlimited cats, the cat journal, social sharing of every win with photos, and unlimited CatDex catches. Plus ($19.99/mo) adds the magic: up to 10 3D holographic cat renders per month, the AI Cat Companion you can chat with about your cats (entertainment only — it always refers health, legal, or financial questions to professionals), and access to the Plus community.
🐱 How much time does this really take?
Two minutes per session, up to three a day. That's the method — cats learn in bursts, not marathons. Logging takes 15 seconds.
🐱 Is the breed identification real AI?
Real. Every photo is analyzed by AI vision that returns the most likely breed with a confidence score. Rename any cat if you disagree.
🐱 What happens to my photos?
They stay yours, private, encrypted in transit. Release a catch or delete your account and they're permanently erased.
🐱 What if I want to cancel?
One tap in Settings — no emails, no guilt. On iOS/Android you can also cancel from your store account. Data exports anytime.
“I'm not sure it's for me.”
The Free plan is the answer: three cats, fifty catches, the whole method. Decide after your cat's first trick.
Try it free“What if it doesn't work?”
Paid plans carry the 30-Day Purr-Back Guarantee. One email, full refund, no interrogation.
Read the guarantee“I'm ready. Let's go.”
Perfect. Plus unlocks everything — 3D cats, the AI Companion, all of it.
Get Plus — $19.99/moFree to start · no credit card · 30-day guarantee on paid plans